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Being stuck in a snowstorm in NYC for the past 4-5 days has seriously hindered my ability to make any recent posts. More bip-bip. posts are certainly in the works -- but, to prevent perpetual boredom on your part, I thought I would share a pretty cool post by
Flavorwire that my friend just sent me
. I think they are probably largely inaccurate, as stereotypes usually are, but funny nonetheless. Enjoy.
The XX
Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
Passion Pit
Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
The Yeah Yeah YeahsGirls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
Fleet Foxes
Hopelessly patchy beard growers.
TV On The Radio
Politically-correct hipsters.
Grizzly Bear
People who think that world hunger could be assuaged with four part harmonies.
Micachu and the Shapes
Chicks with bad teeth.
Wavves Dudes who think low production value is “authentic” and would go down on Todd P.
Steve AokiAlts who don’t “get” Hipster Runoff.
Joanna Newsom
People who have considered befriending a squirrel.
Devendra Banhart
People who have considered becoming a squirrel.
Animal CollectiveGuys who make “Best of the Year” lists in January based predominantly on “feeling.”
The AntlersBoys who enjoy crying more than their girlfriend.
Vivian GirlsGirls who purchase a guitar, buy flannel from the Salvation Army, wear glasses that they don’t actually need, and still can’t get the guy.
Vampire WeekendBros who try to make out with girls at concerts by relating to them via old Nickelodeon shows. “Remember Pete & Pete??”
Death Cab for CutieGirls who quote lyrics as their Facebook status.
Neon IndianGorilla Vs. Bear readers.
She & HimPeople who hate Ben Gibbard.
Bon IverPeople with self-esteem issues and probably hate Ben Gibbard.
Washed OutThose who comfortably accept chillwave as a genre.
Memory Tapes
Those who comfortably accept chillwave as a lifestyle.
The ShinsPremature alts who considered Garden State a life-altering viewing experience.
RadioheadEveryone.
Tegan & Sara
Lesbians and guys who firmly believe that when there are two girls on stage together, there is a 63% chance of them making out.
St. Vincent
Feminists.
DrakeIndie rap fans who thought Tha Carter III was too mainstream.
Ra Ra RiotGirls who got their boyfriends to watch Me and You and Everyone We Know.
Bat for LashesGirls who wear leggings outside of ’80s-themed parties.
JapandroidsGuys who only read Pitchfork for the ratings and haven’t showered in at least two days.
Kimya DawsonChicks who are described by their girlfriends as “sweet” and “really nice” when guys ask if their friend is hot.
GirlsAnyone who thinks The Catcher in Rye is the greatest book of all time.
Kid Cudi
Blipsters who still wear neon shoes and smoke pot.
The Flaming Lips
Self-actualized bros who grow pot.
Antony and the JohnsonsGuys who still cry every time they watch Bambi.
Matt and Kim
Closeted Blink-182 enthusiasts.
Here We Go Magic
Guys who are ‘over’ Gizzly Bear.
PhoenixPeople who don’t listen to enough music.
Sufjan StevensPeople who believe in two things: Jesus and Juno.
M.I.A.Girls who don’t understand politics.
Regina Spektor
Girls who don’t understand boys.
Justice
Bros who, at one point in their lives, have tried to grow a mustache.
Arcade FireFrequent transcendental experience havers.
Deerhunter
Avid doodlers.
Wilco
Guys who go to concerts to relax.
YACHT
Someone who, if presented with the opportunity to join a cult, would most definitely join that cult.
RatatatBoys who think Ocarina of Time is the greatest game ever made.
Patrick WolfGay guys.
CSSGirls who throw up at every party.
WoodsIndie dudes who wear beanies and you can see the front of their hair pulled back beneath it.
SpoonBros who drink shitty beer without ironic intentions.
Dirty ProjectorsPeople who like way too many toppings on their pizza.